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Thread: The Morning Coffee..The Frodo edition

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    -megalithanod
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    Well, since it looks like the regulars are slacking, I'll get this thing started.

    In honor of Frodo tossing the ring into the fires of Mount Doom, I shall have this mornings coffee shop catered!

    Stand back you all!
    *drives stolen roach coach through window*

    *gets out and lifts side to reveal the bounty that is of the roach coach*



    Help your self!

    We have coffee, Cokes, Donuts, juice, pop tarts, and there is a fryer inside, so we can do deep fried foods as well!

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    LOL!

    looks like we were in competition for a sec...

    y'all should check this out...esp Star Wars fans...

    http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2973454

    and here's my giggle for the day...

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".

    The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago whe we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.

    "Yes, I do" she replies.

    The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car, making love?"

    Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    The husband continues... "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"

    "I remember that too" she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says..."I would have gotten out today."
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    morning meg, i will have my usual donuts and a coke please [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    morning peeker great joke [img]wink.gif[/img] i love that one!!

    <font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ May 26, 2004 08:13 AM: Message edited by: Mortitia ]</font>

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    LMAO! -meg can't get enough of ROTK. let it rest for a while, ya geek! [img]wink.gif[/img]

    oh, g'morn to you imaginary peoples of the internut.

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    Hi guys
    I like that joke
    That's an old classic too
    [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    Good morning!

    *grabs several Cokes*

    Porthos, is your audition tomorrow? At noon?

    Mega, glad you enjoyed ROTK so much! I'm trying to hold out until the EE in November.... we'll see. [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

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    I still haven't seen The Two Towers yet... [img]redface.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by Peekernaut:
    I still haven't seen The Two Towers yet... [img]redface.gif[/img]
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">See the extended edition. I thought the EE version of Felowship was cool but not that many critical added stuff but the Two Towers EE is far better than the regular one.


    Porthos, is your audition tomorrow? At noon?
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah baby! it's tomorow at noon!
    [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    OMIGAWD! What in the hell is all this blue stuff that's all over the place outside??? I'm a scared!


    [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] Oh...it's the sky. Nevermind.


    HEY! IT'S NOT RAINING!

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    Morning peeps.

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